A Jen V-neck halter mermaid gown, utterly glamorous, ready to turn heads at your formal event.
Right then, guv'nor, fancy a bit of a dazzle? This ain't just your average... well, whatever it is. This, my friend, is a right proper piece of kit, a proper head-turner. Smashing quality, fit for a king, or at the very least, your mate Barry down the pub. It's got more charisma than a used car salesman on a sunny day and more class than a penguin in a tuxedo. Go on, treat yourself. You know you want to. Honestly, it'll be the best quid you've spent since that dodgy kebab last Tuesday. Now, where's me wallet?
£22.46
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